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hortense commented on Announcements
"@broad: Let's not take this thread there, okay?"
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848740 6:14 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"@kgibbs: This is true, and I rarely do that."
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848693 6:11 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"@kgibbs: Yes, well."
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848550 6:04 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"@jessycoconut: Guess what?"
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848428 5:59 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"@westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago): I have said this before, but really, can't we all just agree to hate Perez Hilton commenters instead?"
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848323 5:54 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"@Phyllis Nefler: Look, we're going to work this out."
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6848263 5:52 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Reader Roundup
"@PilgrimSoul: @Phyllis Nefler: There's a thread about this!"
http://jezebel.com/5028324/#c6847619 5:25 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Announcements
"Congrats, Moe."
http://jezebel.com/5027642/#c6847603 5:24 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Valentino: Mucho Frito
"Fun fact: Fritos are vegan!"
http://jezebel.com/5028392/#c6847384 5:14 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on A new study shows that there
"@MockTurtle: Bill Gates."
http://jezebel.com/5028347/#c6846228 4:30 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Are You Still Judging Your Friends' Music Tastes?
"@bananastand: I give this entire thread a 4.7. /pitchfork"
http://jezebel.com/5028321/#c6845084 3:52 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Are You Still Judging Your Friends' Music Tastes?
"Moe, don't you find it works the other way, too, though?"
http://jezebel.com/5028321/#c6844726 3:41 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
"@formerlyzivah: Who can bust out the Roger Rabbit in times of crisis?"
http://jezebel.com/5028307/#c6844591 3:37 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on Are You Still Judging Your Friends' Music Tastes?
"Oh, Jessica, NO!!"
http://jezebel.com/5028321/#c6844487 3:34 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
"@formerlyzivah: The best part is, the guy thinks he's about to get down to some sexy dancing, and then I bust out the Carlton."
http://jezebel.com/5028307/#c6844425 3:31 PM on Jul 23
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hortense commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
"I just ask them to dance."
http://jezebel.com/5028307/#c6844254 3:26 PM on Jul 23
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PilgrimSoul on Jul 23, 2008
I did a bad thing, but please not to ban me. I am repentant! It was an impulse.
andBegorrah on Jul 23, 2008
It takes some practice and a bit more room on the dance floor, but this will send the menfolk running.
andBegorrah on Jul 22, 2008
Shh, there there. Have some cheesecake and a margarita and watch something with Cary Grant. (I call this the Unholy Trinity and it has been known to get me through some rough times.)
stoprobbers on Jul 17, 2008
I know -- I'm all, like, internet ready and shit!
Look at me, followin' through!
Also, it's really hard not to go into every post and scream "I HAVE A STAR! LOOK AT MY STAR!" But that would get me banned, and then having a star is totes pointless.
hortense on Jul 17, 2008
Hey crew-
Please send your technical issues (and be as descriptive as possible- tell us what browser you're using, etc.) to tips@jezebel.com.
Thanks!
Werrick on Jul 10, 2008
Sorry about going off-topic... I kinda started on topic... but it kind of got derailed.
Nodiva on Jul 8, 2008
Hi Hortense. Firstly, massive kudos for your handling of the comments from hell today. You were so incredibly professional and fair. But what I wanted to ask was: please could you publish a list of banned commenters saying why they were banned. The suspicion is that some excellent commenters get banned just because they disagree with the editors, and I feel like we've lost a bunch of intellectual warriors today without any inkling why; the loss of some of these excellent women is simply not good for the site. Also, even if the bannings are justified, it's a bit like the Pinochet regime (in a virtual sense, obvs!) with all these sudden disappearances and ne'er a fair thee well. Some explanation would be much appreciated as well as a tally of the fallen.
xx
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